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depends. i guess

no

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A day with my period.

• period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
• period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
• period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• period: Yell at a puppy.
• period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

obnoxiousfashionsyndrom:

“Lynette and Tom Scavo left the lane four weeks later. They moved to New York, where Lynette learned the joy of being a CEO. She and Tom soon bought a penthouse overlooking Central Park. Where years later, she take her six grand-children, and yell at them.”

“Gabrielle and Carlos Solis left the neighborhood the following year. That was after Carlos helped her develop a personnal shopping website. Which led to Gabrielle getting her own show on a home shopping network. They soon bought a mansion in California, where they argued happily ever after.”

“Two years later, Bree and her new husband left Fairview. They moved to Louisville, where Bree joined a club for conservative women. Trip then encouraged her to enter into the local politics. The following November, Bree was elected to the Kentucky State Legislature.”

“But Susan Delfino was the first to move from Wisteria Lane. And this is how it ended. She introduced herself to the woman who was moving in. As Susan left her driveway, she had the feeling she was being watched… And she was.”

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factsandchicks:

If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won’t be able to drink through either straw. Try it.

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KIMBER FROM NIP TUCK??????????

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needitloveitcraveit:

-Charles Bukowski

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